&, the livin's easy
police officer: is there any drugs in this car?
me: does a cat have an asshole?

christmasturbate:

i wish i was hot enough for people to only like me for my looks

fosteryanko:

That vape pen

fosteryanko:

That vape pen

prescindido:

 
ilovemyhorsebanjo:

love my boy <3

ilovemyhorsebanjo:

love my boy <3

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

lvysaur:

youhavetooletgo:

lvysaur:

x is my least favorite letter now because of math

Y?

i swear to fucking god

so-relatable:

Yahoo is trying to buy tumblr. Reblog if you are against this!

so-relatable:

Yahoo is trying to buy tumblr. Reblog if you are against this!

drarna:

how to protect yourself from someone trying to rob you

  • look them in the eyes and tell them you know their father was never there for them
  • share an emotional hug
  • during the emotional hug reach into their back pocket and take their wallet haha